i was a girl from school

"We’re going to make babaghanoush (that’s eggplant dip) and hummus (that’s chickpea..."

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:05:00 -0500

“We’re going to make babaghanoush (that’s eggplant dip) and hummus (that’s chickpea spread)”

- Rachael Ray describing her “For Pita’s Sake Salad”. CHICKPEA SPREAD? you do NOT lump in hummus with cheez whiz. STOP BASTARDIZING EVERYTHING WITH TOO MANY GESTURES YOU HUSKY VOICVED DUMB CUMSLUT IDIOT WHORE FACE. She’s peeling the eggplant before broiling it! what is going on right now? WHAT IS GOING ON??

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH EVOOO SHUT THE FFUUUUU

ps - you got fat.

"entities that irritated: Passion Pit Miike Snow"

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:12:00 -0500

“entities that irritated:
Passion Pit
Miike Snow”

- Chris, Ditch Staff 2009 Year End Lists!

two favs, one snap peepingtomfoolery:

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:57:26 -0500

two favs, one snap

peepingtomfoolery:

can somebody who is going to the show please tell lady gaga that...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:12:36 -0500

can somebody who is going to the show please tell lady gaga that american apparel says THAAAAAAAANKS FOR THE BUSINESSSSS

peepingtomfoolery:

tinycastles:

melissaparty:

One of the best dressed costumed dudes at Lady GaGa tonight. HOLY FUCK.

This is CHEAP and HIDEOUS. My costume may have slutty shorts but at least I’m “unique” and “classy” and don’t just look like every other Davie St disaster. Oh mannnn.

this makes my costume for tomorrow night seem SO TAME

GO WATCH KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL I’M SERIOUS tnkcmndr: be...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:34:20 -0500

GO WATCH KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL I’M SERIOUS

tnkcmndr:

be hotter

VIA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (via peepingtomfoolery)

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:47:55 -0500

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(via peepingtomfoolery)

fuckyeahcilantro: YEAH MAN, WE’RE GONNA GET THE BAND BACK...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:47:00 -0500

fuckyeahcilantro:

YEAH MAN, WE’RE GONNA GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER. RIGHT AFTER I OPEN MY RESTAURANT. A RESTAURANT WITH 3-TIERED WATER FOUNTAINS AT EVERY TABLE, MAN! I’M GONNA BE SO RICH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. AND THE MENU WILL CHANGE EVERY WEEK TO A NEW ISLAND CULTURE, BRO! AND…AND THE HOT WAITRESSES WILL SWIM TO YOUR TABLE, BRO. LIKE THERE WILL BE CANALS EVERYWHERE AND THAT’S WHAT THE WAITERS SWIM IN. FUCK, MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE SO HUGE.

AND THEN WE’RE GONNA GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER AND WE CAN PLAY ON A FLOATING STAGE INSIDE! THE! RESTAURANT! AND WE’RE GONNA GET SO MUCH TRIM, BRO. BRO THOSE CANALS ARE JUST GONNA BE FILLED WITH WET PUSSIES. BRO. BRO.

(yo nick)

that’s it. i’m petitioning for a store...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:25:14 -0500

that’s it. i’m petitioning for a store bunny.

ajayne:An office bunny! This = infinite happines.

IT’S ALL THAT WOTTAMELON. OMG CAN IT BE THURSDAY...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:19:41 -0500

IT’S ALL THAT WOTTAMELON.

OMG CAN IT BE THURSDAY ALREADYYYYYY

tnkcmndr:

unicornzzzzz:

delbertshoopman:

You guys agree with this right? I mean, I made this because it’s true. THAT SHOW IS FUCKIN FUNNY!! Where do they come up with this shit? GENIUS!

“I hear the music. I start fist pumpin, I start pulling girls up on stage, and it’s like now…vinny came out to play”

“You know what time it is? It’s time to get my rhino juice in my SYSSSTem The Rhino juice get the night going. I mean when ever that comes up it’s always a filthy night. It really is. That’s the root of all evil.”

omg bsqv….

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA RAAAAAGE...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:58:00 -0500

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA RAAAAAGE MEEEEEEME

robotindisguise:sharpytoe:

Hoo-Hoo!…

FUUUU UUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU

If I have sex with a schizo is that considered a threesome?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:20:25 -0500

i mean it. SCHIZO THREESOME? come on schwenk. you’re a riot.

schwenk:I NEED TO KNOW NOW

Your momma so fat she got sorted into all four houses at hogwarts.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:20:06 -0500

i love it when john schwenk drunk tumbls

schwenk:Ya heard

BEAKER SHAAAAAKE hrrrld:

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:16:37 -0500

BEAKER SHAAAAAKE

hrrrld:

WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD BOOKS,

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:58:26 -0500

weusedtohavethesethingscalledlibraries.com

i’m sure there’s something on these here interwebs that you can download onto your personal computer and put into the hard drive of your sega genesis or something.

hrrrld:BSQV